September 21, 2029
at the age of 52 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Great Cthulhu (57%)
Eaten by a ghoul (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 21, 2029, as you slip silently into the night.
Funny... I don't remember The Spark's Death Test having those means of death before...
Work starts tomorrow!